seriously i just wanna be friends
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My pussy is not your playground.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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