Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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