He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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