no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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