at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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