I'm lost and stupid without you.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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