jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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