That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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