the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I need to stop coming to work sober
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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