I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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