All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I love you.
Bad choice
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