it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
