i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
how does that bad decision feel?
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