plz talk dirty to me
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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