Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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