New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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