I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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