She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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