fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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