Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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