oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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