So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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