Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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