Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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