So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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