Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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