so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
porn star boner night. come get it.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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