let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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