His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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