All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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