He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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