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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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