Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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