that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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