youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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