it wasn't lemon gatorade
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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