Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I am never drinking with the goths again.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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