Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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