Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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