I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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