I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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