somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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