Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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