So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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