ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
oh god was she eating orange peels again
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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