wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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