Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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