That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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