school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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