walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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