Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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