Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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