If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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