please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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