I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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