He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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