Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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