I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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