i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
me + whiskey = a bad person
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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